Atheolous: Happy New Year?

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Happy New Year?

The latest date prediction comes to us from one of Chris McCann's faithful watchers in T&J message #11250.

T&J MCCANNITE: "One last factor to consider: in the countdown to the new year as the world readies for a night of literal drunkenness and revelry could it be possible that God might have a surprise waiting that the world does not expect such as the end."

What a cool timepath! It fits the end of the world perfectly with the excitement of the seconds winding down, tick, tick, tick, tick...

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1...."

Raptured!

Or, Dead!

The whole world would be watching the clock, completely oblivious to what only the date setters know. But alas, Teacher McCann immediately dashed this terrific idea to smithereens. What a scrooge. Purim is so blah, compared to New Year's Eve.

MCCANN: "The end will not come this Christmas or at the end of 2011. There is nothing in the Bible pointing to these dates. We cannot just pick a time that sounds reasonable to us and establish it as a candidate for Christ's return. God has shown us from His previous workings with the calendar of history that He does things very meticulously."

Amen, Chris. We can't just pick a time that sounds reasonable to us.

SOMEONE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! CALL THE MEN IN THE WHITE COATS! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING...THESE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF RAISING CHILDREN...SOME OF THEM VOTE... PLEASE! TAKE THEM AWAY FOR GOOD!

Sorry about that. I lost control for a second.

They really still believe they can know. They reject the phrase "date predicting", preferring to call their favorite past-time "watching". They say that "watching" means "look in the Bible", but the only thing they are looking for in the Bible is a date to predict. Their little euphemism looks good on paper, but only until they come up with a new date and no longer need to watch. They are afraid they will be caught by the thief if they don't know the date, but they are so sure they are saved, the thief cannot possibly come until they "watch in the Bible" and a new, progressively revealed date pops into Chris McCann's head. They have no gospel truth, only a man's failed calendar. What are God's "previous workings with the calendar of history" which Chris talks about? It seems to me that God's previous workings with the "calendar of history" were to show us beyond any doubt that Harold Camping's calendar of history is false and that he and every last one of his pathetic followers are seriously lost cultists.

Isn't it just like Tom Golda's sick tormentor-god to motivate the date setters to announce "October 21st" all over the world, only to return at the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve as the celebrants wildly cheer the descending ball in Times Square, wearing their silly 2012 glasses and "Happy New Year" hats? As far as I'm concerned, that timing would be fine with me, but sooner would be better.

Lu 12:40 Be ye therefore ready also: for the Son of man cometh at an hour when ye think not.

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The Truth About Early Church Fathers

QUOTE #1: "Why are the testimonies of the very early church fathers important? Because there is a direct link with them to the Apostles."

- Tom ("Lambsfury") Golda, FRL #11414, 11/6/2011

QUOTE #2: "For I know this, that after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock. Also OF YOUR OWN SELVES shall men arise, speaking perverse things, to draw away disciples after them."

- The Apostle Paul, Acts 20:29-30, regarding early church fathers who had a direct link to the Apostles and everyone else in the early churches.

A "Timeline" Deception

"Dear Time & Judgment, Many cannot wait to declare Christ is not coming."

- Chris McCann, T&J Msg. #10577, 10/21/2011

"Many" what? Many Atheists? The above unfinished statement (the crucial time factor, "on October 21st" was deliberately omitted by Mr. McCann) by Family Radio's Chris McCann to try and bolster his followers' faith in October 21st is a bold-faced, devilish lie that has helped to deceive those who having been deceived will be deceived. Many cannot wait to declare "Christ is coming" as often as we can. Many also cannot wait to once again delcare: "No man knows the day or hour".

I hereby declare: "Christ is coming."

What Family Radio Teachers Guaranteed BEFORE Oct. 21st, 2011:

“On May 21 Christ did come spiritually to put all of the unsaved throughout the world into judgment. But that universal judgment will not be physically seen until the last day of the five month judgment period, on October 21, 2011. …we can be sure that the whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved (the elect), are under the judgment of God, and will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on October 21, 2011, on the last day of the present five months period.”

What the Bible has always guaranteed:

Mt 24:36: But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Mt 24:44: Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

Mt 25:13: Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

Harold Camping's Very Last Stand

“I do believe that we are getting very near the very end. We have not known...We’ve learned that there’s a lot of things that we didn’t have quite right...And that’s God’s good provision...If He had not kept us from knowing everything that we didn't know, we would not have been able to be used of Him to bring about the tremendous event that occurred on May 21 of this year...and which PROBABLY will be finished out on Oct 21...that’s coming very shortly. THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BE...at this point...IT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BE the final end of everything.”

- From 9/23/2011 swan song to his soon-to-be deflated supporters who are still hanging in there.

Quote by Campingite Pastor and False Date Predictor Chris McCann of e-Biblefellowship:

"Let me say personally, that concerning all the effort, time, and focus I put into proclaiming May 21 as Judgment Day to the world I do not feel any twinge---that this was a wrong thing for me to have done. Not in the least bit. I know whole heartedly, that what was proclaimed regarding May 21 was precisely what God wanted to be proclaimed. I have zero doubt about this. I think what the people of God did in getting this message out to the world tremendously glorified Him. And, the reproach God's people are experiencing now----for those that continue to confess His truths---also tremendously glorifies Him." [T&J Group, Msg. #9423, June 3rd, 2011]