Saturday, January 14, 2012

Chris McCan't Understand Revelation 11:11

If the Lord tarries, we will all get to see the Campingites' first 2012 date failure. Chris McCann, the new date setting guru who leads Ebiblefellowship on Paltalk and 'Time and Judgment' on Yahoo, sent a teaching to the Yahoo group on the two witnesses of Revelation 11 whom John saw stand upon their feet after lying dead in the street of the great city for three and a half days.

Re 11:11 And after three days and an half the Spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them.

Chris must consistently ignore verse 12 because it clearly shows that the two witnesses stood upon their feet immediately before they ascended into heaven. The Campingites have invented an entirely fictitious scenario for these standing witnesses, for the sake of their wicked date prediction schemes.

Re 11:12 And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.

There is no action on the part of the two witnesses mentioned in between "stood upon their feet" and "And they ascended up". But, Chris is a master timeline deceiver who learned deception well at the feet of Harold Camping. McCann is currently gaining new followers and contributors because he claims to know the real date for the end of the world. And so, it's "Revelation 11:12 must go!" and Chris' explanation replaces it.

In T&J message #11536, Chrissy McCampingite wrote: "You can't just jump right to the rapture. You need to first explain how God's people have spiritually stood on their feet on May 21, 2011?"

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My understanding of Revelation's "stood upon thy feet" from June, 2011:

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